A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
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If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.
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I can resist everything except temptation.
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A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
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To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
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What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
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The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
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Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
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When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
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I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
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The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
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It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is fatal.
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One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
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Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
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The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
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I am not young enough to know everything.
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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
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Biography lends to death a new terror.
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
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America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
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If you're looking for other witty quotes, start at our Funny Irish Quotes Page or go directly to these quotations from other Irish Literary Greats.
Spike Milligan Quotes
Brendan Behan Quotes
Flann O Brien Quotes
George Bernard Shaw Quotes
Also check out our Funny Irish Sayings page.
Did you know that Saint Patrick was not an Irish man or the first to bring Christianity to Ireland? Learn a little of the History of St Patrick.
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